...a confederacy of the mind.
In God we trust, everybody else keep your hands where I can see them.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
When The History...
of the collapse of the repuplican party is written, the failure of the leadership to take this man into a dark corner of the Capitol and beat him with a sack of oranges until he bled out of his ears will be listed as a major cause.
Good Sir: I prefer to use a sock with about $3 of pennies knotted into the toe. It is devastatingly effective. Dip it in lacquer thinner after you knot it up to get fingerprints off of the pennies in case the sock bursts from the ardent application to the noggin of this vile, repugnant thief of our freedom.
Naaa...... that history will hardly even note this scammer. His larceny pales in comparison to others in Congress.
What do you suppose would happen if we just ignored them? All of them.... just about everyone in DC that has a title...... elect every crook, thief, and scammer we can find to federal office, then build a big wall around the city and forget them all. Maybe toss a bottle of cheap bourbon in once in a while just to hear them fight over it.
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Good Sir:
I prefer to use a sock with about $3 of pennies knotted into the toe. It is devastatingly effective. Dip it in lacquer thinner after you knot it up to get fingerprints off of the pennies in case the sock bursts from the ardent application to the noggin of this vile, repugnant thief of our freedom.
Naaa...... that history will hardly even note this scammer. His larceny pales in comparison to others in Congress.
What do you suppose would happen if we just ignored them? All of them.... just about everyone in DC that has a title...... elect every crook, thief, and scammer we can find to federal office, then build a big wall around the city and forget them all. Maybe toss a bottle of cheap bourbon in once in a while just to hear them fight over it.
It should really be a sack of potatoes, you know. We are Irish.
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